Doug's New Girlfriend

Oh how pathetic. Rachel was dating Justin. Doug was dating Suzy. Joe was dating... Mia Sheck. Everyone was in a relationship but me.

So to mitigate the situation, I'd call Doug and discuss his love life.

Awesome. I rub salt in my own wounds.

I wish I could remember those phone conversations between me and Doug. What could his love life have really involved in 6th grade anyhow? Maybe he wrote notes to his girlfriend in school or talked to her on the phone. But I doubt they went on dates and she certainly didn't sit at his lunch table. Did they (*gasp*) hold hands? Or kiss outside the school buses?

Even if they did-- would he tell me? Unless I suddenly remember, I guess we'll never know!